In the Meantime: I am Amused by Local Police Reports

Alternate title: Why I Was Never Destined to Live a Life of Hardened Crime

Posted by Jessica

The following is an actual paragraph from my town’s police report.

“A Catherine Road man reported seeing large eggs under a Catherine road tree September 3.  Police determined the objects were mushrooms approximately 12 inches wide.”

I swear, this is going to be a weekly feature — there’s always something.

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